Beach Bums: Back on the Atlantic!

After working hard at the farm in Tacuarembo, it was time for some serious relaxation. We headed down south to check out Uruguay´s famous Atlantic coast. It felt pretty awesome to finally be back on the East coast -- we´re starting to feel like we´ve come a realllly long way from Virginia.

We opted against the famous and flashy beach town of Punta del Este, known as an international beach resort town, and instead went to Punta del Diablo, which isn´t known. There aren´t any hotels there, just a few hostels and a lot of cabañas (one room huts). We switched around frequently, trying to find the best deal -- prices began to go up a few days after we arrived because of Semana Santa (Easter week).

On our first day on the beach, we practically had the entire coastline to ourselves...besides the other couple a hundred feet away sunbathing in the nude. Things never really picked up from here. Everyday was pretty much the same. In fact, the only thing that really differed were the super delicious dinners we prepared. The basic plan was to wake up, eat our hostel´s breakfast, lay on the beach and play in the ocean, eat salami sandwiches, play in the ocean, take a beachside nap, play in the ocean, and spend a few hours preparing dinner. Tough life.

One night, we made veggie pasta for 15. Another night, mashed potatoes, mac n cheese, and daquiris. We spend one afternoon making a traditional Uruguayan asado (read; massive bbq) of chicken, steak, chorizo, fish, and veggies over a wood grill. Luckily, we made friends with a bunch of other travelers from all of the English speaking countries of the world to help us eat eerything. It was a little strange to speak so much English after 2 weeks of solid Spanish at the farm.

Our first night we stayed in ¨La Casa de las Boyas,¨ or the house of the buoys. It has a great kitchen, practically beach front, swimming pool, and friendly staff...but the room we slept in was seriously infested with mosquitos. We discovered how difficult it is to sleep with ¨muzzies¨ (that´s Aussie for mosquitos) buzzing in your ears.

The next day, we bounced across the street to El Diablo Tranquilo, or the Chill Devil, which had a great outdoor bar area, tiny albeit mosquito free dorms, and a semi-functional kitchen. It was also 2 bucks cheaper than the previous hostel, score! Our dorm room did have a great fan, but Stew forgot he was 5 ft in the air in a bunk bed when he got up to pee one night...the fan broke his fall quite well. Don´t worry folks, Stew escaped unscathed. We cannot say the same for the fan.

After two nights at Diablo, we stumbled into renting a cabaña while looking for a campsite. We got a cute little lime green hut with a full kitchen, private bathroom, and even a bed with a box spring! We couldn´t remember the last time we had a boxspring, so this was pretty exciting. That night we through a party in our cabaña and made all of the food we had been really craving, because it was actually possible to make baked macaroni and cheese in our functional oven (these are a rarity in hostels). As Semana Santa had begun, our cabaña was actually cheaper than the dorm, which had jumped from 10 bucks to 22 bucks a bed. However, the cabaña was only available two nights, so we had to find new accomodation.

By now, there were considerably more people at Punta del Diablo. Mostly vacationers from Buenos Aires, Montevideo and other parts of the countries, but some international surfers showed up for a surf competition. The beaches became more crowded but because they were so long, it was possible to avoid the pack by just walking further down the beach. It´s kind of remarkable how lazy people are: rather than walk an additional twenty minutes down the beach to get to the really beautiful parts, they all clump by the entrance. The ridiculousness of this was compounded by the two dead sea lions that had washed up at the entrances to the main beaches.

After leaving the cabaña, we decided to camp on one of the secluded beaches. Other people were doing the same thing, but there was probably a kilometer of beach in between each of us. Normally, walking a couple kilometers down a beach at night with a pack on would be a real bummer of a way to end it (packs on beaches are a difficult combo), but we convinced our group of friends (who roll 15 deep to everything) to walk down with us and have a bonfire till 3 in the morning. The sun rose shortly after, leaving us exhausted and asleep under the heat.

We returned to Casa de las Boyas (where rates had risen a much smaller amount) and took our group of friends with us. All of us had been at Tranquilo, but were frustrated with the increasing rates. The two of us had nonetheless been usin their facilities the entire time, using the cover provided by all of our dues paying friends. Thanks guys! Stew even managed to sneak in an illegal shower, though we found out later we were supposed to be paying 10 bucks a day for this privilege. Suckers...

Our last night, we took a free trip offered by the owner of the hostel to a far out point on the beach which included one of the gnarliest truck rides we´ve ever taken. There were 6 of us in the back of his huge pickup truck which he used to climb boulders, speed down the beach, ski down sand embankments, and generally go nuts. It was worth the butt breaking ride for the view of the secluded beach. Even cooler was the Laguna Negra (Black Lake) that we saw, where the sand is perfectly white and the water dark black. The sunset and full moon over the lake were spectacular.

When we got back, we made bacon and blue cheese burgers with Col (our dredlocked Aussie friend) and Clemmie and Anna (our kiwi ¨not lovers, not sisters¨) before watching tv and passing out early. All that beach can really wear you out.

We caught a bus back to Montevideo where we tried to spend the rest of our pesos. Our waitress told us she felt no need to go to the U.S. because everything Uruguay had was in the U.S. and she had already seen all of Uruguay. While this demonstrates a failure to comprehend set theory, it does give a good idea of the corporate modernity of Montevideo: there is no shortage of malls, McDonalds, or other classic icons (even a World Trade Center) of the U.S. All of the hottest American brands have stores here, though their names can hardly compete with the likes of ¨Tits¨(a women´s clothing store) or ¨Fucking Invierno¨(winter clothing).

Now we´re back in BA (fourth time is a charm) and will be heading up to Salta with Tori´s mom and sister soon. Huzzah!