Visitors from another hemisphere

While back in Buenos Aires for the fourth and last time for at least a couple months/years, we met up with Mike and Claire for a rousing night on the town. We had yet to do BA nightlife properly and were determined to stay out at least until the party started at 3 a.m. Little did we know that the law had recently changed and bars now had to close at 5 a.m., making the notorious ¨party till noon¨scene a little less raucous. Most bars weren´t taking it seriously yet, though, and we managed to have a great night, eventually making it home just after dawn.

We started by meeting up with Mike at the world´s worst hostel: Tango Backpackers. We were murdered by bed bugs in this hostel a month ago and had found different accomodations. Mike still worked there so we drank some beers on the roof while eating takeout chicken dinners. Claire had crossed the border into Uruguay in order to abide by the terms of her visa (unlike Mike) and met up with us at the bar later in the night.

We started our party at a bar called Dada, with art that lived up to the name, including tasteful toilet sculptures next to the tables and menus made out of old Playboy magazines with random pictures pasted over the women (for example, a models head, a man´s chest, and a bicycle for legs). We continued to several other bars, none of which was particularly ground breaking but fun nonetheless. At last call, we got a bottle of champagne and some redbull, which we somehow thought was a good idea. To be fair, we were under the impression that the party would continue till noon and, given that it was 6 ish (who knows??), the red bull seemed necessary.

The next day, we left our hostel early to go meet up with Tori´s mom and sister. Their plane ended up coming in late and sans luggage, but this gave us some time to rest from our big night out. Lacking clothes, Ellen and Tori decided it was as good a time as any to go shopping. Stew tagged along and we all ended up with new outfits. Stew now has the most fashionable clothing of his life, his new waxed jeans having surpassed his previous fashion high of YSL sunglasses courtesy of Alex Clifford.

That night we went to dinner at another Frances Malmon restaurant called Patagonia Sur. The food was spectacular, as could be expected, and surpassed the previous night´s takeout chicken. Upon returning to the hotel, we watched Stew´s movie which Liz and Ellen had brought (courtesy of Stew´s family and Bruno Elias). We were really happy to finally see the movie and think it turned out really well. Eventually, it will be on the internet and all of you can watch it, too!

The next day, we flew to Salta. We met up with Adolfo who would be our driver for the next week and began the arduous trek to Maimara. The northwest of Argentina is the least developed region of the country and has notoriously poor roads. Imagine going to Montana and then heading as far into nowhere as possible...that´s where Maimara is. Thus, our two hour 60 mile journey wound up taking 3 hours. Still, we passed a fantastic dike, went through a rainforest, summited mountains, and generally enjoyed the scenery. The town of Maimara has little to offer on its own but the canyon (Quebrada de Huemaca) around it is comparable to the fabulous rock formations of the American Southwest. We had dinner at the open restaurant (the other was being renovated) and listened to not one but TWO folkloric bands performing Beatles and Simon and Garfunkel covers. Take that, culture appropriaters!

Much of the following day was spent driving through the canyons, admiring the rocks and occasionally climbing on them. We also visited an Incan ruin similar to the one we had seen in the nearby Atacama, though this one was fully restored and demonstrated how the houses would have actually looked. In the town of Tilcara, we grabbed a traditional lunch (except for Stew and Liz who shared a pizza). Stew napped while Tori, Liz, and Ellen went shopping.

While Tilcara is only a little bit bigger than Maimara, the quality of lodging and dining is much improved. We ate dinner in a great restaurant with the worst waitress in the world. After an incredible meal with great wine (none of it what we ordered), Tori confronted the waitress and manager in a hilarious and expert bout of Spanish swearing. We still had to pay, but Ellen learned a few new Spanish words.

Sunday was Easter and we woke early to watch the parade. Having been misinformed, we arrived three hours early for the parade, but still managed to see some people beating drums on their way to mass before the parade. Lacking the patience for mass (or maybe we were just in protest!), we walked away from church on Easter sunday and began the long trip south to Cachi. We had to completely backtrack and then continue another hundred kilometers past Salta. We stopped at the airport to look for Ellen´s luggage, but the airport was unsurprisingly closed. Adolfo sprang into action, calling all of his homies that worked for the airline, and managed to get the bag the next morning. Adolfo: more powerful than American Express and Argentinian Airlines combined.

We stayed the night at a place called Finca Santana. It was a beautiful house with excellent food and wine, but the aristocratic women that lived there were off the walls ridiculous. We enjoyed the delicious empanadas, which they made with paprika in the dough and stuffed with hundred dollar bills.

With morning came another long drive (all of these drives are less than 150 miles, but take an absurdly long time because we averaged 20-30 miles an hour), which we broke up by stopping to look at artisan crafts along the way. Much was rejected, but much was bought nonetheless. Ellen became enthralled by the tapestries produced by an artist named Mario, and returned the next day to buy him out.

We spent the next two nights in a vineyard/hotel combo named Colomé, which has a museum designed specifically for James Turrell´s light exhibits. We thought they were cool, but a little silly. The pool, the patio overlooking the vineyards, which doubled as a condor viewing area, and the rooms were all amazing. It was nice to stay in the same place for two nights. We went on a great wine tour with the wine maker and got to taste wine out of the barrels and tanks. Particularly cool were the comparisons between malbec from low/high altitude and new/old vines. We both have decided we don´t like spitting wine and that it belongs in the belly.

Cafayate was a nice re-introduction to society, as we stayed in hotel that was accessible by paved road. We had a great lunch at a boutique winery called San Pedro de Yacochuya, where we all wound up with a little too much wine for 1 p.m. Fortunately, there was a spa in the hotel to help alleviate the stress this caused us. Nothing like a massage to work out those tanins. Come dinner time, we were all too stuffed to eat, and compromised on another pair of wines.

Feeling refreshed in the morning, we set out for a vigorous day of wine tastings. COme 9:30, we were back on the circuit with the production manager of the winery (the wine maker was busy with the harvest), who let us taste wines that were only a few days old. It was more like juice than wine, which reminded Tori of drinking grapejuice at Passover. We stopped in town to get some famous empanadas with 12 different varieties (they came with a free bottle of Torrontes!) and some wine flavored icecream (cabernet sauvignon and torrontes).

Then it was on to the next winery. Once again, we got the special treatment, as this winery is not even open to the public for tours. Ellen works some magic. Here we realized that, while malbec is great, bonardo is the money grape.

Salta was our last stop of the Argentinian Northwest. We arrived early and spent a long day shopping and museuming. We saw mummies and ice children. Creepy and reminiscent of Peru. Ellen and Liz had to (sadly) leave this morning, and we miss them already. It was great to have someone from home come visit and we look forward to seeing them in Mexico in a few short weeks. Tomorrow, we will hopefully be in Bolivia, though by writing that we may have jinxed ourselves. We´re not sure if they give out visas on Sundays, so cross your fingers for us.

Love,
Tori and Stew